The cheese that goes crunch

I'm the caucasian/asian version of a tsunami in the desert: I make no sense, but it's the only way to bring balance to the universe.

June 28, 2012 10:47 pm 4:01 pm

Today is going to be the day I tell someone at work to shove it up their ass.

1:56 pm 1:56 pm
"In every minute of the day, the truth is that I’m dead, until I’m here on stage, with you, then I’m alive instead."

Lady Gaga (x)
11:02 am

I have a paranoid coworker that HAS to make it a point to inform everyone that any mistake made was not her fault and she had no part in it.
This same person told me that my major isn’t good enough and I should do something else like accounting where I can actually make money.
#truestory

May 25, 2012 9:50 pm May 16, 2012 10:38 pm 8:07 pm
My seven year old bad ass princess

My seven year old bad ass princess

1:00 am
I’m becoming an expert

I’m becoming an expert

(Source: amandafallingdown, via only-a-cat)

May 15, 2012 10:18 pm