I'm the caucasian/asian version of a tsunami in the desert: I make no sense, but it's the only way to bring balance to the universe.
(Source: modaphokenbestia, via wholockian-fettish)
Today is going to be the day I tell someone at work to shove it up their ass.
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Lady Gaga (x)I have a paranoid coworker that HAS to make it a point to inform everyone that any mistake made was not her fault and she had no part in it.
This same person told me that my major isn’t good enough and I should do something else like accounting where I can actually make money.
#truestory
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I’m becoming an expert
(Source: amandafallingdown, via only-a-cat)